Triple H to star in "The Chaperone"

Posted by MdotNetz at Tuesday, March 08, 2011

Is this real life? Is it going to be like this forever? What the fuck makes professional wrestlers think they can make a "family movie"? This has to be the worst movie in history right? RottenTomatoes.com gave it a 25% approval rating, which is reminiscent of President Bush on a good day. Somehow I've seen worse ratings on that site which now makes me reconsider how credible RottenTomatoes is. This makes me almost regret being a Degeneration X fan back in the day. Motherfucking Triple H! He's making me second guess staples on my everyday life! This is a sad day, a sad day indeed. How fast can a person ruin their life? Well this movie is 113 minutes. I'm going to say he severely tarnishes whatever legacy he had left in the first 8 minutes. So I guess the answer is 8 minutes. Great job, Hunter Hearst Helmsley.

Far removed from the glory days: