The Internet is the greatest creation Man ever came up with… better than the cure for polio… better than the Fleshlight…
For without the internet, the world would not have had access to the strange madness that lives inside the Ultimate Warrior…
The untimely death of the Macho Man brought to the world a voice it had not heard since the last time the WWE needed to try and goose a cheap pop out of its fanbase... The voice of the Ultimate Warrior!
Warrior decided to follow that video up with an explanation of sorts for his purpose for doing the video… shitting on Hulk Hogan.
That’s how you get in the Hulkster’s kitchen Warrior…
Shit on him using the gimmick he and Vince dreamed up for you over a few bumps of coke…The Ultimate Warrior calls out Hogan, letting him know that he found the bullet ready to kill Hulkamania (this proves that Ultimate isn’t keeping up with the business as anyone paying even the most moderate of attention knows that the unwatchable Hogan Knows Best show did more to destroy Hulkamania than any slow, uninspired match Hogan and Warrior ever put on could have…).
To be honest, I am kind of shocked he didn’t call upon the power of all the Warriors that came before him.
I’m sure it’s nothing… Usually with these old timers it’s just some bullshit tease to sell some poorly written book all about how they could have been the best in the business and were well on the way to doing so when that blonde cocksucker Hulk Hogan put aside the daily riggers of building a media empire to ruin the career of some half rate jobber that was only as over as he was because of his legendary feud with the afore mentioned cocksucker…
Total carnie shit being spouted by half sane former wrestlers hoping to have anyone give a shit?
Yes.
And am I willing to waste minutes of my life worrying about this war of words?
Yes.
Stay tuned as the Warrior has promised more to come… (And I really do hope this ends with bad metal guitars playing in a screaming madman that shakes ropes and clothlines everything in sight just before the authorities are forced to take him down…)
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