These videos are getting out of control. I figured I'd throw one up here since they are the latest hotness, but this video is case in point of how people can just throw anything up on the YouTube machine. This video was fairly accurate when they opened with "what up doe" and just turned into 'Shit some random black guy says' real fast. The only other good drops are "where do I live? uhhh, I stay in Southfield, but my moms... stay in Detroit," and "those Red Wings are cold," and "Who's this dude all the way behind me? He better back up before I get out here and stab him in the neck." Say those all day.
28 January 2012
25 January 2012
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Coach Izzo's 400th Win!
Class act! Izzo mentions Coach K, Judd Heathcoat, Tubby Smith, Mateen Cleaves, and Draymond Green, to name a few. Just completely humble the whole time; cool as a cucumber. I love how he calls the milestone, "just a number." Well coach, it's a Hall of Fame number, don't be so modest.
P.S. I shook Izzo's hand at Ford Field one time during an MSU football game. Softest hands in the business. It's one of those things where I literally contemplated not washing my hand for weeks, but I was super drunk and had to piss like 15 minutes later. I'll never forgive myself for drunkenly making the mistake to wash my hands in the Ford Field bathroom, and tainting the closest I'll ever come to the Midas touch.
P.S.S Gus Johnson's commentary was just killing it all night. His game is PROPER! Is it March yet?
24 January 2012
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Is This Real Life??!
This is unbelievable! I'm stunned! I don't know what to do with my hands! Prince Fielder following Pop's footsteps and donning the Old English D! This has to be one of the biggest Free Agent moves in Detroit Sports history, right? The dude was the runner-up for NL MVP and hits about 40 homers on the reg. Coulda gone anywhere he wanted. So what does he do? Decides to pair with the AL MVP/Cy Young, and hit behind the guy who finished 3rd for AL MVP and knocked in about 30 dingers himself! Thinking of the batting order gives me a semi. Thinking of it once VMart comes back is better than taking 2 Cialis. And now I have a mess to clean up thinking about selling Opening Day tickets. But that'll have to wait.
Prince has some deep roots here, knocking balls outta Tiger Stadium during BP when he was 16. Following his dad around the city. It's no wonder Illich offered him the keys to the City basically. Nine years and almost a quarter of a billion is sick to say the least. But fuck it, if we can squeeze a few world series titles out in the next 5, I'm cool with it. Welcome to the D Prince! Make yourself at home! And can we suggest a walk up song for you?
16 January 2012
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Is this not a gold mine?!
Should I buy textsfrommom.com? This has to be a gold mine right? With all the texts from last night and texts from Bennett craze, this seems appropriate. How this domain is not already taken is beyond me but for $21 i can own that son bitch! Everyone would be able to post on it and it'll be the next big thing for sure. You're welcome.... Posted using BlogPress from my iPhone
06 January 2012
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Two the hard way...
So apparently this video has gone viral (according to an article on Yahoo!). Someone taped a shitty high school basketball game and recorded 6 "flagrant" fouls that weren't called. Now I saw this and expected way more blood and carnage than this. I mean this kid honestly just did what he was supposed to do. He's the biggest dude on the court full of white dudes. Coach probably brings him in for one job and one job only; no easy buckets. All these just look like poor attempts at blocked shots by and uncoordinated fat kid, and a few cases of pure strenth overpowering these little guys. Keep up the good work and make em score two the hard way. I wonder what the scoreboard was on this?
On a side note: Yahoo! said this has gone viral? Youtube only had 33,000 views. I thought viral was half a mil at least? ANYWAY Im outtie for the weekend. Go Wildcats. Go Lions. Get weird.
04 January 2012
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I'da gone with Red Heads...
This is Brendan Gibbons' shining moment for sure. Kid's a mediocre kicker, and thank God UM was playing an ACC team, otherwise this coulda got ugly. But there's nothing like getting set up perfectly for your best one-liner you've worked on all year. It's like if I'm at a restaurant and our waitress laughs really hard. I get all excited and blurt out "Lady you're scarin' us!" then cackle madly with my friends. I digress.
Seriously though, bro couldn't believe the set up for this. You see him look over and use all his energy to fight off a smile before saying "brunette girls." Good strategy Hokester. I'd play for you any day. But spend some time to work on this kid's delivery.
03 January 2012
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2013 Winter Classic in the D?!
From Yahoo! Sports:The worst-kept secret around Citizens Bank Park during the 2012 NHL Winter Classic was thatIlya Bryzgalov is clinically insane.
The second worst-kept secret is that the next Winter Classic will be in Detroit next January.
It's at a point where people associated with the League speak about it with inevitability. In fact, Tom Wilson — President and CEO of Olympia Entertainment, which handles business operations for the Detroit Red Wings — was seen on-site in Philadelphia.
Where will it be held? Who will the Red Wings play? Where does the NHL go after that with its outdoor game?
Provided the Mayans aren't right and we're all still alive for this; this could be the single biggest thing to hit the D since the Superbowl! And/or Wrestlemania. I mean, could you imagine HBO crews following around Bertuzzi and Babcock while they drop F-bombs on a whim? Could Datsyuk's interpretation of anything rival Bryzgalov's monologue on the Universe? Well all that will remain to be seen. But believe you me, get an original Six team to dance with the Wings Jan 1 at CoPa and I'll buy 30 tickets. Flip them son bitches real quick for some extra beer/merchandise scratch. If we play Toronto and one of these Canadiens decide to go in the "OUT" door at Comerica you better give Netz his space. He'll rip a mans jawbone off. I seent it!
If the rumor mill turns out to be true I'll use some of my inside sources to get some of the best seats available! Bettman better get on his horse. After all, the conditions in the D are perfect for an outdoor game of puck...
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Hail to Those Motherfu@%#$
Maybe its just me, but I doubt it. Tonight I guaran-SHEED and guaran-TAY Michigan loses to Va Tech and Coach Rich (Beamer aka. the "not retarded...Rodriguez" kind) by 30+. Denard sucks and he can't throw. I hate Michigan and their WalMart fan base. Go GREEN!!! Wait, we already won.
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