02 June 2011

It's Spelling Bee Weekend!

Black people can even make the Spelling Bee entertaining! Now that's impressive. How come I didn't know the spelling bee started today? I would have taken work off. I wish VH1 would do a "Where are They Now?: Spelling Bee" edition. I mean Stephen Hawking can't even spell 'clepsydra'. By now, the kids from the 1995 Spelling Bee must be out curing cancer and texting aliens and shit. Or they could be having life long panic attacks and living under the freeway overpass having seizures every time a bell rings, respelling 'nachschlag' over and over in their head for the rest of eternity. Such is childhood competition and stardom.


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