I will be so pist if Ron Paul doesn’t win GQ’s Sexist Man Alive promotion this year.
I use to be impressed by Obama’s ability to give me a chubby after every one of his speeches but the fact that Ron Paul can make me prematurely ejaculate just blows my mind.
When Ron Paul points out that Obama isn’t a socialist but more of what Dr. Paul calls a corporatist in the video above, I feel the same emotions I had the 1st time watching “Harry Twatter.”
Corporatism is defined by Princeton as:
Control of a state or organization by large interest groups
Here it is used in a sentence for all you Akshay Buddiga fans: “individualism is in danger of being swamped by a kind of corporatism”
Whereas Socialism is defined:
A political theory advocating state ownership of industry.
I guess if we exclude the auto industry, the latter definition doesn’t completely define our country’s political system.
Corporatism does a much better job explaining why Walmart reported a 27% increase in net sales at the end of last years fourth quarter.
Corporatism does a much better job explaining why Walmart reported a 27% increase in net sales at the end of last years fourth quarter.

But when Ron Paul, a man who’s voting habits haven’t changed since the start his political career over 35 years ago, tells me that our country’s problems are due to straying away from the constitution I believe him.
If he does decide to run, which he most likely will, I sincerely hope people check out his political beliefs before deciding to vote for the person who just gives them a chubby.