15 February 2011

America: My Home and The Best Damn Place on Earth

I would like to quickly introduce myself to set up our new relationship.
To me, the only thing sexier than a nice pair of long, tanned legs in stilettos is a woman who, in the 2012 presidential race, is voting for Ron Paul.

Politics, my friends, act as the hip bone of America and thanks to old people everywhere we know what needs to happen with aging hip bones, they get replaced.

Consider me the Dr. Drew to a generation of youth who are out of jobs and out of touch on what it means to be an American:

The ability to do whatever the hell we want.

So grab a beer and if they're available, a pair of boobs; lets talk politics you American son of bitch.


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